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It’s impossible to say if this will work for everyone. However, the 14 day masterclass tends to help yo-yo dieters, ex-slimming world and MFP users the most. What you will get from the 14 days is a new perspective on weight loss, many lightbulb moments about your own mind & diet culture and a way to lose weight that’s genuinely light, fun and effective.

The first 14 days is free. No card is required and even if you don’t want to join us after it, you’ll have learned a lot and put your health first for 2 weeks. As for our pricing after, it’s just £9.99 pm or £59 for the year. Just 0.16p a day if you join us annually. Value wise, this can’t be beaten.

You may have read this page and wondered if you’ll ever get motivated enough to do it or stick with it. The beauty of our 14 masterclass is that the daily tasks and podcasts are so short and easy to do that you can’t really not do them. So we’ve built the app and masterclass around minimal time, maximum results. We’re figured out the things you should focus on and how to build these habits, so you don’t need to waste time. Get straight into this for 15 min a day and your life will change. It’s very easy to follow and all done inside our app.

Free 2 week nutrition masterclass (with 2 weeks bonus access to Ryan Libbey & Louise Thompson’s beginners strength plan). This includes a daily 15-min podcast to listen to that will deliver education & motivation. A daily tiny task that will take you less than a few minutes to complete. And an optional daily video on a specific app feature for you to master. After 2 weeks, you’ll be the master of your fate when it comes to health!

The masterclass is free, so no money is taken. After you’ve tried us you can join for 30-days and if you don't like it you can get your money back no problem.

Firstly because we may not offer the 2 week masterclass for free always. It may be for paying members only. Secondly, the sooner you learn and have the aha moments you’ll receive on our masterclass, the sooner your life will change. Signing up now is a huge step forward for your health, even if you’re sceptical about the change.

You can either scroll up to the pricing box on this page or complete the masterclass, and you’ll get an email and link in the app to purchase.

It’s best if we leave a recent customer explain how we’re different:

It gives me everything I need in one place

I've never come across an app/community like this. The automated macros plan is so much more helpful than just giving you a number and leaving you to it. My relationship with food and the scales has improved (and the number has gone down - always a winner), and the morning and evening journals really help me to keep perspective of each day. I love that this app isn't just focused on one health thing, it includes fat loss, strength, fitness, nutrition, support and mental wellbeing. For me, the community element is what makes Turtle better than all others. There is always someone willing to give advice, support or just listen to you without judgement.

It depends! We aim for 1 pound of fat per week, so within a year most people will hit their goals. Some people lose 1–2 pounds a week, so this process is accelerated, but we’re always on-hand to help with making sure it’s sustainable and the transition from weight loss to maintenance is done properly.

Those apps just track your data, they don’t adjust your targets based on changes to your metabolism or other tools like the auto-adjuster, alcohol conversion tool, mental health diary, 1-1 nutritionist support and so forth.

Think of MPF or Nutracheck as just the apparatus for collecting data, maybe like a microscope or ruler. By themselves they don’t do anything, you have to take action on the data you collect. What action should you take? When? By how much? This is where a coach comes in to analyse your data and make the changes for you, and people pay £100s per month for this.

However, we’ve built an algorithm that learns from AI to make these changes for you based on over 30,000 successful members data. In plain English, our algorithm will make adjustments sooner and more accurate than a human can.

Once you complete your weekly check-in, our algorithm gets to work and will tell you if tweaks have been made or not to your targets. You don’t need to worry if you’re on the right path with the right plan, the app will tell you and tweak it if not.

No shame or guilt at a weekly weigh-in. No confusion with “free” foods or “Syns”. No made up points system,you’re stuck with and can’t leave. No unqualified local consultants as your leaders. No negative group dynamics that make you feel ashamed or embarrassed for not losing weight.

But we do offer mindset support, mental health chats, talks about philosophy, book club, getting strong, training for function, connecting with other humans on a level beyond the body, getting in tune with your own strengths, beating imposter syndrome, building a better life for yourself and unlocking confidence.

We help you lose weight, yes, but that’s the tip of the iceberg. There’s far more important and better things to unlock after you’ve hit your weight target.

Yes, the 14 day masterclass is a “super trial”. You’re not just given access and off you go. You go through a 14-day experience to learn everything we know about fat loss, mindset, healthy living and beating diet culture.

So after 14 days you’ll be in a far better place on your journey. So yes it’s a 14 day no obligation free trial. No card is needed.

Each intake of the masterclass starts on a Monday. If you sign up before a Monday, you get some bonus tasks to complete in the meantime.

Local meet ups, 3 or 4 big events per year, seminars with a range of experts from women’s health to mindset to psychotherapy to Stoicism to nutrition and beyond.

We also do 4 challenges per year, each is unique with a different theme. These challenges cost for non-members, but are 25% off for monthly members or 50% off for annual members.

Our next challenge starts March 13th.